
It has come to my attention that people actually do read this thing. Sorry if i have been (remotely) embarrassing. I have to make this worthy of your time, or at least compensate for the energy you have wasted on this page. With that, i present to you one of the most important sociological findings in recent years (or at least so in my opinion): Divorce spreads through social networks. The term social network is not to be confused with social media (facebook, twitter etc). It simply means a map of social interactions, with people being individual nodes of interest. I am not certain if "breaking up" will uncover similar results. There must be a correlation hidden in there somewhere, but because heartbreaks happen on such frequent basis that its not really economical of extensive discussion.
Here's the fine-print you may not want to read. I think, if its yours, its yours. If its not.. its not. And more so, its not worth wrecking your heart and soul, and wasting time over something that didn't work. Life is too short, enjoy your burger. Sorry i don't offer Nobel-winning insights and nor consolations, but i do provide a good company for burgers and coffee, and nice tissue that you can cry your heart out with.